
I got these fortunes tonight with my Chinese dinner. Yes, I ate two cookies. It’s okay, though, because based on the contradicting nature of the fortunes, I think the calories will cancel themselves out.
I also watched THIS MOVIE* – which was kind of awesome, and it kind of seriously sucked! I watched it on Amazon Instant Video, and I guessed it was from the 80’s. I just looked it up for this blog post, it’s from 2010. Which makes the filming, acting, and quality far worse than I thought. I expected better from Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen). On second thought, no I didn’t.**
* If you didn’t click the “This Movie” link, but still want to know what movie it is, hold your cursor over the link, and the name should pop up. I could have just told you the name of the movie here, or there but that just seemed way too easy
** Okay, Okay. I’ll tell you the name of the movie. “Vanishing on 7th Street”
Crikey, Matthew! – I was always told that Chinese fortune cookies weren’t actually MEANT to be eaten! So now I’m a bit concerned about yer … how yer feeling? Bit of a pain in the old tum? (Sorry: it’s MY tum that’s old.)
How come you haven’t been a stuntman on film crew then?
If I could find a job as a stunt man and it only involved eating fortune cookies, well, let’s just say I’d fight pretty hard for that job. 🙂
I always eat everybody’s fortune cookies, does that make me more fortunate?
I believe it does 🙂 Eat the cookies, claim the fortune. They’re yours fair and square!